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Episode 101:
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
Cartman explains to his friends about
this crazy dream he had where some aliens drug him down a hallway,
put him on a table, and gave him an anal probe. His friends
tell him that it really did happen but Cartman doesn't
believe them. Ike (Kyle's little brother) gets abducted by the
visitors and Kyle tries to save him. Later on, a satallite dish
comes out of Cartman's ass and then he finally believes everyone
that the visitors exist.
Episode 102:
Weight Gain 4000
Cartman wins an essay contest and is
going to appear on national television with Kathy Lee Gifford.
All the townspeople are so excited about Kathy Lee coming to
their town. Cartman tries to look all buff for television by
eating a product that Beef-Cake recommended but he turned out
gaining A LOT of weight. Also, Mr. Garrison has a long-time
grudge against Kathy Lee so he plots to kill her but fails and
Mr. Hat gets put in a mental institute. In the end, Cartman
does get to go on television but it's a show about obese people
on Geraldo.
Episode 103:
Volcano
Uncle Jimbo and Ned take the boys (Stan,
Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny) out in the woods hunting. What they
don't know is that they're hunting on an active volcano. The
townspeople are all frantically trying to save the boys. Meanwhile,
Cartman makes up a story about a monster called Skuzzlebutt,
who lives on the mountain. Skuzzlebutt later turns out to be
real and he saves the boys from the lava.
Episode 104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay
Boat Ride
Stan gets a dog, Sparky, but then finds
out that he's gay. He tries his hardest to set Sparky straight
but fails and Sparky runs away. On his journey, Sparky finds
a man called Big Gay Al who teaches him all about gay animals.
When Stan tries to show everyone Big Gay Al's Emporium, it's
gone.
Episode 105:
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
For a science project, the boys try
to make an elephant and a pig mate. They do this by getting
them drunk. Also, Mufeso makes an evil clone of Stan who goes
around South Park destroying everything. In the end, the boys
win first prize for their science project and evil Stan is destroyed.
Episode 106:
Death
Stan's grandpa wants to die so he tries
to convince Stan to do it. Meanwhile, the parents are protesting
against the Terrence and Phillip show. Death himself makes an
appearance on the show and kills Kenny.
Episode 107:
Pink Eye
After Kenny gets killed by the Mir Space
Station, he is taken to the morgue. The morgue assistance spill
some Worsheshire sauce in Kenny and he turns into a zombie.
Kenny then goes around South Park eating people's brains and
turning them into zombies as well. Kyle then later discovers
that they must kill the head zombie and everything will turn
back to normal. So, with chainsaw in hand, Stan carves up Kenny
and everything is normal in South Park again.
Episode 108:
Damien
There is a new student in South Park
and his name is Damien, the son of Satan. Damien summons Satan
to South Park and now Jesus is going to have to do battle with
him. Everyone in South Park places bets on Satan and only one
bet is placed on Jesus. During the fight, Satan takes a dive
and reveals to everyone that he was the one who voted for Jesus.
Episode 109:
Starvin' Marvin
The boys order a sports watch but get
a starvin Ethernopian instead. They name him Starvin' Marvin.
Meanwhile, Cartman gets sent to Ethiopia by accident. But back
in South Park, a bunch of mutated turkeys run rampid all over
town. There is a big battle and the townspeople turn out victorious
over the turkeys. Cartman gets sent back to South Park and Starvin'
Marvin gets sent back to Ethiopia and everything is back to
normal.
Episode 110:
Mr. Hankey, A Christmas Poo
Kyle's musical pal, Mr. Hankey shows
up to South Park to make it a memorable Christmas.
Episode 111:
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Mr. Garrison decides to get a nose job.
After the surgery is over he looks exactly like David Hasslehoff.
Meanwhile at school, the kids get a substitue, Miss Ellen, who
is a lesbian. Wendy thinks that Miss Ellen is trying to steal
Stan away from her so she has Miss Ellen shot into the middle
of the sun by some Iraquis. Mr. Garrison is fed up with the
life of a hunk so he gets his old look back and his old job.
Episode 112:
Mecha-Streisand
Stan finds an ancient triangle that
holds great powers but he gives it to Cartman. Then, Barbara
Streisand finds out about their discovery because she has the
other piece of the triangle. She then goes to South Park, kidnaps
the children, and steals the other piece of the triangle. When
she joins the two pieces together, she turns into Mecha-Streisand
and wreaks havoc on South park. Robert Smith (singer from The
Cure) comes to South Park and saves the day.
Episode 113:
Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
Cartman has been acting a little strange
lately so the other boys talk to a phsyciatrist about him. He
tells the boys that Cartman may be acting this way because he
doesn't have a father. Out of great curiosity, Cartman tries to
find out who his father is by asking everyone in South Park. It
could be anyone. Without giving up, Cartman tells everyone in
South Park to take a DNA test to prove who his father is.
- Episode 201:
Not Without My Anus
- This episode is an April Fools joke
which was supposed to reveal who Cartman's father was. Suddam
Husain tries to take over Canada but Terrence and Phillip save
the day with their excellent ability to pass gas.
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- Episode 202:
Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut
- Mufeso is just about to read the DNA
results when the lights go out and there is a gun shot. When
the lights come back on Mufeso is shot and they have to take
him to a hospital. There is a big storm in South Park and everyone
is trapped. Townspeople turn to cannibalism to stay alive and
Kenny takes his life just so the hospital can have power. In
the end we find out that Cartman's mom is actually his father.
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- Episode 203:
Ike's Wee Wee
- Mr. Mackey, the school counselor gets
fired for passing out marijuana to the children. He then turns
to a life of drugs, alcohol, and hippies. Meanwhile, Kyle finds
out that Ike is going to be circumsised so he tries to hide
Ike from his parents. In the end, Mr. Mackey goes to rehab and
gets his job back and the boys find out that a circumsision
is not all that bad.
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- Episode 204:
Chickenlover
- The town of South Park is terrorized
by a criminal who f*cks chickens. The only person that can save
the town is Officer Barbrady but he retires from his job after
revealing his illiteracy to everyone. After his retirement,
Barbrady goes to school to learn how to read and he makes Cartman
an honorary deputy.
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- Episode 205:
Conjoined Fetus Lady
- The South Park Cows win the state championship
in dodgeball against Denver, then the national championship
after Washington forfitted, and then the World championship
against China. Meanwhile, South Park held a Conjoined Twin Dislexia
Awareness Week for the school nurse who had a fetus growing
out the side of her head.
- Episode 206:
The Mexican Staring Frog Of Sri Lanka
- The boys must do a report on Vietnam,
so they interview Stan's uncle, Jimbo. There is also a ratings
war going on between Ned and Jimbo's hunting show and Jesus
and Pals. To get back at Jimbo for lying, the boys play a prank
on him by sending in fake video footage of the Mexican Staring
Frog of Sri Lanka. In the end, the boys learn not to lie.
- Episode 207:
City On The Edge Of Forever
- Ms. Crabtree crashes the school bus
and leaves the kids stranded on it while it's hanging over a
cliff. While the kids are waiting for Ms. Crabtree to find help,
she finds love and fame. But back on the bus, the kids are having
flashbacks of previous episodes except they aren't right and
at the end of each flashback they eat ice cream. In the end
it turns out that the whole episode was just one big dream.
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- Episode 208:
Summer Sucks
- Ned and Jimbo try to spice up the boys'
summer by getting them some fireworks in Mexico. Meanwhile,
in South Park, they make the biggest snake in the world. After
lighting the giant snake with a bunch of flamethrowers, it runs
rampid on the town.
- Episode 209:
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
- An independent film festival comes to
South Park in hope of destroying the town. Kyle's ol' pal Mr.
Hankey comes back to save the day and get rid of all Hollywood
ideas before it's too late. Chef also uses this as an opportunity
to try and market some of his self-made products.
- Episode 210:
Chickenpox
- After Stan's sister, Shelly, contracts
chickenpox, all of the parents are worried that their kids might
get the chickenpox when they're too old. So, they send Cartman,
Stan, and Kyle over to Kenny's house so that they can get the
chickenpox when they are young. But later the kids find out
about their parents' scheme and they get back at them by giving
them herpies.
- Episode 211:
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods
- After taking a field trip to the local
planetarium, the boys discover that the "planetarium guy"
is hypnotizing people. Cartman skips out on the trip to audition
for a television commercial for Cheesy Poofs. He later wins
the competition and saves the town from being hypnotized.
- Episode 212:
Clubhouses
- Episode 213:
Cow Days
- Episode 214:
Chef Aid
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