Why don't you have movies avalible on your server?  
Dude, I don't have the time to upload all those massive realvideo and mpeg files which I have on my harddisk. Besides, it will really slow down my server and hamper visitor access to the site. After all, there are servers around dedicated to downloading of South Park episodes. 

Hi.  My site is really new and I need more hits to it.  How can I secure more traffic for my site?
First step is to get yourself listed on the major search engines such as Altavista, Yahoo, Infoseek etc. This can be done easily at Submit-It! or at Siteowner (part of the Linkexchange website). Next step, you should want to consider joining some Southpark Webrings though I get feedback from other webmasters that they have yet to get listed in webrings that they have applied to join like eons ago. You can find some of these webrings in my section on Southpark Webrings. Last and most important of all, email webmasters of other southpark sites (espcially more popular ones like South Park Central, Southparkcows, Park South etc) and ask to be listed on their southpark link pages. Trust me, this is the one that will bring you the traffic you're dying for. But of course, in most cases, you will be expected to make a link to their sites on yours. Nothing's free! :-)

Did you have to draw those pics you have and then scan them in? Or did you use some graphic software?
Honestly, I'm not much of an artist. I can hardly draw. So I mainly rely on Adobe Photoshop 4.0 (latest version out now is Photoshop 5.0). It's a little expensive if you're thinking of buying it, but trust me, it's the best graphic editor software out in the market today and it's worth every single cent.

Can I use your graphics on my site?  
No problem! Just need you to provide both a link to my page and give me credit for it. 

Can I edit your graphics? 
Feel free to! After all, I took other webmasters' graphics and edited them myself.

Who taught you how to make such graphics?  
Well, I sort of like taught myself Photoshop simply by fiddling around with it when I'm free and use various 'filters' (special effects...) found in the software to experiment making all sorts of graphics. The other good thing about using Photoshop is that because it's a very popular software amongst graphic designers, there are some experienced designers who have put up webpages which have tutorials on how to make all kinds of specials effects with Photoshop. One of my favorite sites is called Cooltype which you ought to check out if you're just starting to learn Photoshop.

What if I asked you to design some southpark graphics for me if I want to start a site myself?  
If I have the time, yeah, I'd entertain such requests. But I'd definitely appreciate some sort of credit on your site with a 'noticeable' link back to my site.

Any HTML software recommendations? I have heard of some software that readily codes what you type into HTML language. 
From my personal experience, it's always useful if you know HTML language to a certain extent. Of course, there are the so-called WYSIWYG (what-you-see-is-what-you-get) HTML editors such as Microsoft Frontpage 98 and Macromedia Dreamweaver. They're darn good for beginners but like I said, you have to know some HTML code yourself because no matter how good these editors can be, there will be times when you have to get down to the code itself to fix some bugs in the file. I use Macromedia Dreamweaver (trial version is available at http://www.macromedia.com) and I'd recommend it to everyone out there. It's WYSIWYG, and allows me to change the HTML code with the press of a button. So go get it!

I have Photoshop.  But I have no idea how to use it.  Can you please teach me? 
I can't meet you face to face and it's tough teaching thru email or irc or whatever. Besides, I can hardly find the time. Try this instead : go down to the bookstore and pick up some books on Photoshop for beginners such as "Photoshop for Dummies". If not, trying searching for websites that provide Photoshop tutorials.

I made this cool (game, desktop theme, picture, etc..). Can you put it up on your site?
I say, let me have them!!! Just send them to me via email and I'll definitely put them up on my site with a credit to you (or your site).

What chat rooms do you go in?  
I'm seldom found in chat rooms. Besides, I don't dig IRC. Instead, you can find me on ICQ (my ICQ number is #7070705). Catch me there. 

Do you need any help with your site? Can I join in with you? 
Hey, if you're a southpark fan and you know stuff about making/maintaining a website, do email me pleeeeeeease!! I desperately need some help and I'm telling ya, it's tough trying to manage and update a site on my own. But before you send me an email, please make sure that you'll have the time and be able to commit yourself to making this site one helluva good one.

Can you join my webring?  
Well, I don't have very good experiences with joining webrings myself. You see, these things come and go without anyone knowing and some webmasters of these webrings do not even bother to reply to your application to join one. I'll have to see, but have more members will help.

How old are you?  
I'm 20. 

That font you use in your graphics is really cool! What's the name of it? 
Sorry. Not that I'm selfish, but I like originality and I really would not like to see something similar on other websites. So I guess I can't tell. Please do understand. But if you're looking for cool fonts, try CoolArchive.  

Well, if I want to make a South Park site, where can I host it? My ISP only gives me a meagre 1Mb of web space. Any recommendations? 
I've had my fair share of experiences with web hosting services. There're the free ones and ones that you have to pay for. I'm using Freeservers, which gives about 12Mb of space, unlimited email aliases with a nice sub-domain name in the form of http://user_name.freeservers.com . But it goes down at least once a week (shessh!). Give and take, I guess! Other free and quite reliable web hosts include Xoom and Geocities. But take my advice! If you're willing to pay, get a paid web hosting service because they're seldom down. It sucks to have to turn visitors away becoz your site's down. Go for Simplenet ($10 a mth, $39 setup, unlimited space and bandwidth) or Addr.Com ($7.95 a mth, free setup, 10Mb space, 1gig mthly traffic allowance).

How do I upload my site to geocites?  
I'm not a Geocities administrator. Please send an email to their helpdesk or check out their online technical support pages. 

Who is Cartman's father?  
Do you even watch South Park? For Christ's sake, please do download episode 2 of Season 2 (Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Part 2). In short, Cartman's mom is a hermaprodite. Go figure that out.

If I send you an award, will you put it up?  
It depends. Only if it's a good award. Duh... :-).

Can I link directly to your files? I don't have much webspace but I want to look as though my site is huge.
Please don't jam my server! I'm trying to be nice here. If you want a big site, please do pay and get yourself one on Simplenet or something. Besides, I have the habit of shifting my files from directory to directory on a regular basis to prevent other people from linking to my stuff without my knowledge.

Why don't you have any ads on your site?  You could be making tons of money! 
I did up the site of my interest and nothing else. Money's not on my mind at all. I'd rather hear nice comments on my site and receive good suggestions from visitors on how to improve my site rather than sit around and wait for some ft cheque to arrive..

Can I join your webring? 
I don't have a webring. Maybe I'll have one in the future.   

You did not add me to your links section. Why? 
Don't be offended but I only link to quality sites with original content and fun stuff. So do try to improve your site and check back with me again.

I made a pic of South Park. Can you put it up on our site? 
Well, I'd have to take a look at it first. I don't want to just put anything on my site that might spoil its overall presentation.

Do you make your own 3-D pics? 
Like I said, I'm quite pathetic at making my own pics. Not to mention 3D pics. But there are some really awesome ones at Sweeet.com . You oughta get some there! Got some nice 3D wallpapers for your desktop too!